U.B. grows, at the expense of my internal systems

The reports are in from our triple-screen and the radiologist who looked at U.B.'s ultrasound -- everything is completely normal. Yay! Onto expanding at an exponential rate.

And on that note, while I know this is probably physiologically impossible, it feels like U.B. is stuck up in my ribs. Especially at night, I literally have to sit up straighter and push down on my ribs because they hurt so bad. And don't get me started on the nighttime heartburn, yee-yuck. At least U.B. is getting plenty of calcium from all the Tums I'm ingesting, but it is no fun for me being preggers at nighttime right now.