Real toddler sheets for a real toddler

Dada was embarrassed that I posted the picture of Isaac in his new bed with his old crib sheet still on his mattress -- the horror! -- when we bought Isaac a new big-boy Tonka truck sheet set to enhance the appeal of the new big-boy bed. As if it needed any help. Here is Isaac dancing on his new truck sheets:


They alone are a constant source of entertainment. "What's that?" "That's a fire truck." "ee-oo-ee-oo! Fruck!"

Oh, and have I mentioned that he is getting a little lazy with the verbage? All the new words only make sense to the most practiced Isaac-linguist. "Mee-mah"? That's Isaac for "banana." "Airplane" is pronounced "amy". Did you know that "pumpkin" should actually be pronounced "monkey"? Well, look it up in your English -> Isaac dictionary, and there it is. But perhaps the worst part is the deterioration of old words. The worst is "truck", which was so clearly "TRuck" for so long, and has now become "fffffr"... well, something almost unpronounceable in polite company. And now with the fruck sheets, he totally has fruck on the brain.